Zelenskyy Cites a Russian Poem

Ukrainian president Zelenskyy

Friday

On Wednesday, in his address to the people of Ukraine, president Volodymyr Zelenskyy made an allusion to a well-known Russian poem that should have shamed Vladimir Putin and those endorsing the Russian invasion of the country. Of course, we know that Putin is impervious to shame, but Zelenskyy’s allusion is still worth noting.

The poem was Yevgueni Yevtushenko’s “Do the Russians Want War?” Here’s how it showed up in Zelenskyy’s speech:

I know that they [the Russian state] won’t show my address on Russian TV, but Russian people have to see it. They need to know the truth, and the truth is that it is time to stop now, before it is too late. And if the Russian leaders don’t want to sit with us behind the table for the sake of peace, maybe they will sit behind the table with you. Do Russians want the war? I would like to know the answer. But the answer depends only on you, citizens of the Russian Federation


Yevtushenko wrote “Do the Russians Want War” in 1961 when the Cold War was at its height. The poem was meant to reassure the world that, while Russia would defend itself bravely if attacked, it had suffered so much from World War II (a staggering 16,825,000 Soviets died, which is to say 15% of the population) that it had no interest in attacking others. The poem became a popular song by Mark Bernes.

The reference to Elbe is when Soviet troops advancing from the east and American troops advancing from the west met at the Elbe River on April 25, 1945, thereby essentially cutting Germany in half. Many embraced. Elbe Day commemorates that encounter.

I share the song version, which may well have been the version Zelenskyy had in mind:

Do the Russians Want War?
Yevgueni Yevtushenko
Trans. by Leonard Lehrman

O, do the Russians long for war?
ask of the stillness evermore,
ask of the field, or ask the breeze,
and ask the birch and poplar trees.

Ask of the soldiers who now lie
beneath the birch trees and the sky,
and let their sons tell you once more
whether the Russians long,
whether the Russians long,
whether the Russians long for war.

Not only at their country’s call
did Russian soldiers fight and fall;
they died that men from ev’ry shore
might live without the fear of war.

Ask those who fought, and those erased,
ask those who at the Elbe you embraced.
These monuments are only for
to show if Russians long,
to show if Russians long,
to show if Russians long for war.

Yes, we can fight when fight we must;
but we don’t wish to breathe the dust
of soldiers brave from ev’ry clime
who give up life before their time.

Ask of the women in our life,
ask of our mothers –ask my wife–,
and you will never wonder more
whether the Russians long,
whether the Russians long,
whether the Russians long for war.

Their answer rises loud and clear
for all men, ev’rywhere, to hear.
The message now is as before:
the Russians do not long,
the Russians do not long,
the Russians do not long for war.

Because he doesn’t want to be seen as longing for war, Putin has been trying to raise the specter of World War II to justify his Ukraine invasion, pledging to oversee a “demilitarization and de-Nazification” of the country. His rationale, of course is absurd, as Zelenskyy has pointed out. (“You are told we are Nazis. But could a people who lost more than 8 million lives in the battle against Nazism support Nazism?”) Furthermore, Zelenskyy is Jewish and lost relatives in the Holocaust. The real threat Putin sees in Ukraine is not a military threat but a functioning democracy on his border, which threatens his own kleptocratic dictatorship.

There are reports of protests in Russia, which are occurring despite dire threats of reprisals. Which means that some Russians take Yevtushenko’s words seriously, even if Putin doesn’t.

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When Reading Dante Was a Radical Act

Gustave Doré, Dante’s wood of the suicides

Thursday

I recently finished reading Matthew Pearl’s The Dante Club, which has given me some new insights into the significance of Dante for 19th century American audiences. That’s because it’s set in 1867 Boston (right after the Civil War) at the time that Henry Wadsworth Longfellow was finishing up his famous translation of Divine Comedy. Dante Club is also a murder mystery and part of the plot involves the Harvard Board of Governors attempting to sabotage the translation, which they regard as dangerous.

The Dante Club in the novel includes Longfellow, fellow poets James Russell Lowell and Oliver Wendell Holmes, and legendary publisher James Taylor Fields, all of whom are assisting Longfellow in his translation. Lowell is also teaching a Dante class at Harvard, much to the consternation of the Board of Governors. In other words, the book reads like a literary Who’s Who of the age, with Ralph Waldo Emerson also making an appearance.

For today’s post, I share some of the passages from the book that cast light on the significance of Dante at the time. For instance, we hear about the objection of August Manning, treasurer of the Harvard Corporation:

Manning now thought about how to address the Dante problem. A staunch loyalist to classical studies and languages, Manning, it was said, spent an entire year conducting all his personal and business affairs in Latin…The living languages, as they were called by the Harvard fellows, were little more than cheap imitations, low distortions. Italian, like Spanish and German, particularly represented the loose political passions, bodily appetites, and absent morals of decadent Europe. Dr. Manning had no intention of allowing foreign poisons to be spread under the disguise of literature.

 At one point, under orders from the Harvard Corporation, Harvard president Thomas Hill pressures Lowell to cancel his Dante class. Lowell, of course, will have none of it:

Lowell said he would not suffer the fellows of the Corporation to sit in judgment of a literature of which they knew nothing. And Hill did not even try to argue this point. It was a matter of principle for the Harvard fellows that they knew nothing of the living languages.

The next time Lowell saw Hill, the president was armed with a slip of blue paper on which was a handwritten quotation from a recently deceased British poet of some standing on the subject of Dante’s poem. “What hatred against the whole human race! What exultation and merriment at eternal and immitigable sufferings! We hold our nostrils as we read: we cover up our ears. Did one ever before see brought together such striking odors, filth, excrement, blood, mutilated bodies, agonizing shrieks, mythical monsters of punishment? Seeing this, I cannot but consider it the most immoral and impious book that ever was written.”…

Lowell laughed. “Shall we have England lord over our bookshelves….Till America has learned to love literature not as an amusement, not as mere doggerel to memorize in a college room, but for its humanizing and ennobling energy, my dear reverend president, she will not have succeeded in that high sense which alone makes a nation out of a people. That which raises it from a dead name to a living power.”

The Dante Club begins meeting in 1861, shortly after the commencement of the Civil War—which is to say, they have an inkling of a real life inferno to come. Longfellow at this point feels driven to translate the work. Lowell and Holmes discuss the project:

Lowell detailed for Holmes how remarkably Longfellow was capturing Dante, from the cantos Longfellow had shown him. “He was born for the task, I would rather think, Wendell.” Longfellow was starting with Paradiso and then would turn to Purgatorio and finally Inferno.

“Moving backwards?” Holmes asked, intrigued.

Lowell nodded and grinned. “I daresay dear Longfellow wants to make sure of Heaven before committing himself to Hell.”

“I can never go all the way through to Lucifer,” Homes said, commenting on Inferno. “Purgatory and Paradise are all music and hope, and you feel you are floating toward God. But the hideousness, the savagery, of that medieval nightmare! Alexander the Great ought to have slept with it under the pillow [instead of The Iliad].”

“Dante’s Hell is part of our world as much as part of the underworld, and shouldn’t be avoided,” Lowell said, “but rather confronted. We sound the depths of Hell very often in this life.”

The force of Dante’s poetry resonated most in those who did not confess the Catholic faith, for believers inevitably would have quibbles with Dante’s theology. But for those most distant theologically, Dante’s faith was so perfect, so unyielding, that a reader found himself compelled by the poetry to take it all to heart. This is why Holmes feared the Dante Club: He feared that it would usher in a new Hell, one empowered by the poets’ sheer literary genius. And, worse yet, he feared that he himself, after a life spent running away from the devil preached by his father, would be partially to blame.

I love how Pearl describes the workings of the Dante Club. For instance, here they are discussing the wood of the suicides:

“In the seventh circle,” Longfellow said, “Dante tells us how he and Virgil come upon a black forest.” In each region of Hell, Dante followed his adored guide, the Roman poet Virgil. Along the way, he learned the fate of each group of sinners, singling out one or two to address the living world.

“The lost forest that has occupied the private nightmares of all of Dante’s readers at one time or another,” Lowell said. “Dante writes like Rembrandt, with a brush dipped in darkness and a gleam of hellfire as his light.”

Lowell, as usual, would have every inch of Dante at his tongue’s end; he lived Dante’s poetry, body and mind….

Longfellow read from his translation His reading voice rang deep and true without any harshness, like the sound of water running under a fresh cover of snow….

In the canto at hand, Dante found himself in the Wood of Suicides, where the “shades” of sinners have been turned into trees, dripping blood where sap belonged. Then further punishment arrived: Bestial harpies, faces and necks of women and bodies of birds, feet clawed and bellies bulging, crashed through the brush, feeding and tearing at every tree in their way. But along with great pain, the rips and tears in the trees provided the only outlet for the shades to utter their pain, to tell their stories to Dante.

“The blood and words must come out together.” So said Longfellow.

After two cantos of punishments witnessed by Dante, books were marked and stored, papers shuffled, and admiration exchanged. Longfellow said, “School is done, gentlemen. It is only half-past nine and we deserve some refreshment for our labors.”

And here’s one final passage, this one describing Lowell’s Dante class. Edward Sheldon is his most enthusiastic student. The passage begins by Lowell recalling a passage from Isaiah 38:10 in the Bible:

“Shall I translate [from the Latin]?” Lowell asked. “‘I say: In the midst of my days I shall go to the gates of hell.’ Is there anything our old Scripture writers didn’t think of? Sometime in the middle of our lives, we all, each one of us, journey to face a Hell of our own. What is the very first line of Dante’s poem?”

“‘Midway through the journey of our life,’” Edward Sheldon volunteered hapilly, having read that opening salvo of Inferno again and again in his room at Stoughton Hall, never having been so ambushed by any verse of poetry, so emboldened by another’s cry. “‘I found myself in a dark wood, for the correct path had been lost.’”

“‘Nel mezzo del cammin di nostra vita. Midway through the journey of our life,’” Lowell repeated with such a wide glare in the direction of his fireplace that Sheldon glanced over his shoulder…. “‘Our life.’ From the very first line of Dante’s poem, we are involved in the journey, we are taking the pilgrimage as much as he is, and we must face our Hell as squarely as Dante faces his. You see that the poem’s great and lasting value is as the autobiography of a human soul. Yours and mine, it may be, just as much as Dante’s.”

Lowell thought to himself as he heard Sheldon read the next fifteen lines of Italian how good it felt to teach something real.

That’s great literature for you. It’s something real.

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On Stalin, Putin, & Orwell’s Napoleon

Napoleon from Orwell’s Animal Farm

Wednesday

As I watch Vladimir Putin seek to reboot the Soviet empire while suppressing internal dissent, I’ve been struggling to find a literary equivalent. I thought for a while of Macbeth, but Macbeth has a conscience, even though he does everything in his power to override it. While I see signs of Macbeth’s paranoia in Putin, I don’t see the latter having any qualms about what he’s doing.

Since it appears that Putin’s model is Josef Stalin, I have instead chosen a character who was modeled on the Soviet dictator. Which is to say, I have chosen Napoleon from George Orwell’s Animal Farm (1945).

I owe the Putin-Stalin connection to columns in Foreign Policy and the Washington Post. In the first, journalist Kristaps Andrejsons notes the Stalin references in Putin’s speech on Monday. Characterizing the talk as “a messy, incoherent, angry rant” that “put forward a dark vision of renewed national glory,” Andrejsons writes that Putin contrasted Stalin’s vision of Ukraine with Lenin’s. Whereas Lenin (in Putin’s version of events) surrendered to Ukrainian nationalists and allowed them the right to self-determination within the Soviet Union, Stalin wanted to grant Ukraine only “limited autonomy within a national framework” (emphasis on “limited”). In his speech, Putin didn’t mention how Stalin bent Ukraine to his will, both through a manufactured famine that killed millions and by deporting 200,000 Crimeans, whom he replaced with Russians. This large Russian population became Putin’s rationale for seizing Crimea in 2014.

In his Washington Post column, David Von Drehle observes that “the only thing more dangerous than a nut with nukes is a nut with nukes who idolizes Joseph Stalin.” He points to how Putin, in addition to plunging Europe into war, has

also been busy purging Russia of honest historians. In December, a puppet court in northern Russia extended the prison sentence of Yuri Dmitriev to 15 long years on trumped-up charges. His real offense? Documenting a few of Stalin’s countless crimes against humanity. Putin’s government then outlawed the academic movement called Memorial, which supported Dmitriev’s work and that of other scholars

Stalin’s countless crimes against humanity are on full display in Animal Farm, albeit in allegorical form. He shows up in the figure of Napoleon, whom we are informed is “a large, rather fierce-looking Berkshire boar, the only Berkshire on the farm, not much of a talker, but with a reputation for getting his own way.” In the course of the novel, we see Napoleon shedding his socialist beliefs and becoming increasingly tyrannical—which, it so happens, is a trajectory Putin has traveled as well. A key moment occurs when Napoleon unleashes specially bred dogs—once used by the tyrannical farmer—against his rival Snowball (modeled on Leon Trotsky, Stalin’s major opponent):

At this there was a terrible baying sound outside, and nine enormous dogs wearing brass-studded collars came bounding into the barn. They dashed straight for Snowball, who only sprang from his place just in time to escape their snapping jaws. In a moment he was out of the door and they were after him. 

We learn that the dogs

were the puppies whom Napoleon had taken away from their mothers and reared privately. Though not yet full-grown, they were huge dogs, and as fierce-looking as wolves. They kept close to Napoleon. It was noticed that they wagged their tails to him in the same way as the other dogs had been used to do to Mr. Jones.

 Napoleon—like Stalin and Putin—then proceeds to make a mockery of democratic rule:

Napoleon, with the dogs following him, now mounted on to the raised portion of the floor where Major [a Marx/Lenin composite] had previously stood to deliver his speech. He announced that from now on the Sunday-morning Meetings would come to an end. They were unnecessary, he said, and wasted time. In future all questions relating to the working of the farm would be settled by a special committee of pigs, presided over by himself. These would meet in private and afterwards communicate their decisions to the others. The animals would still assemble on Sunday mornings to salute the flag, sing “Beasts of England,” and receive their orders for the week; but there would be no more debates.

“Deep, menacing growls” issue from the dogs the moment anyone objects.

Like Stalin and Putin, Napoleon is constantly rewriting history, including history that the animals have witnessed with their own eyes. He also has a way of rewriting what is happening to them in real time. These include a famine–probably an allusion to the Ukrainian famine—that is brought about by Napoleon’s own mismanagement. Whatever goes wrong invariably gets blamed on Snowball, who supposedly is always lurking in the shadows.

By the end of the novel, Napoleon, like Stalin and Putin, has created a cult of personality, which has also benefited him financially. He hobnobs with, and has become indistinguishable from, the capitalist millionaires he once fought against.

In other words, Putin is Napoleon II—which brings to mind what Victor Hugo and Karl Marx said about another Napoleon. Not the Napoleon but his nephew, Napoleon III, who staged a successful coup in 1851 after his tenure as president ran out. Hugo called him “Napoleon the Small” (as contrasted with Napoleon the Great), and Marx famously said of him that “history repeats itself, first as tragedy, then as farce.”

Compared to Stalin, Putin too is a farce with his imperial ambitions. Unfortunately, even as a farce he’s still dangerous.

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Pushing Back against the Purity Police

Nicholas Nickleby punishing the brutal Wackford Squeers

Tuesday

While I don’t think, for a moment, that today’s leftwing purists are as bad as rightwing fascists when it comes to censorship, they can inflict their own kind of harm. My friend Rebecca Adams, who has been editing my book, alerted me to a dispiriting account by Kate Clanchy, a Scots woman and author of the Orwell Prize-winning memoir Some Kids I Taught and What They Taught Me, about such sensitivity police. Since I read the piece right after having encountered the stories about teachers in a Washington state school attacking To Kill a Mockingbird (see my blog post on that here), and after having read a historic piece about Black activists calling poet Robert Hayden an “Uncle Tom” in the 1960s, I wondered whether liberal and leftwing cancel culture wasn’t a bigger deal than I had previously thought. Today’s post is my attempt to sort some of these issues out.

I don’t want to be guilty of a false equivalence here. Liberals are not taking books out of libraries or throwing them into bonfires or even (to cite the Washington state school system policies) forbidding teachers from teaching To Kill a Mockingbird. My quarrel with the Washington state teachers is that they reduced the book to a narrow political point rather than (as they should have done) made the case that there are authors of color who have written far better works dealing with racism than Harper Lee.  If, as a teacher, you must pick and choose, why choose Mockingbird instead of Lorraine Hansberry’s Raisin in the Sun, Toni Morrison’s The Bluest Eye or Song of Solomon, Alice Walker’s The Color Purple, or (to choose a more recent work) Colson Whitehead’s Pulitzer-prize winning The Nickel Boys?

With regard to Mockingbird, it certainly has problems, including its vision of a white savior (who, for the record, doesn’t actually save). It’s noteworthy, however, that the white savior has joined a racist organization in Harper Lee’s sequel, and it’s not that there aren’t danger signs even in the earlier book. Furthermore, the story of Atticus Finch is not the entire book. When I read Mockingbird as a child, my focus was entirely on Scout and her horror at injustice. By seeing literature as propaganda making a single point, leftwing purists, like their rightwing counterparts, overlook everything else going on in the work.

This is what Scottish author Clanchy discovered from the reader reports of her memoir. Here’s a sampling of the feedback she received:

I am enjoined not to quote from My Ántonia by Willa Cather, as it is “an old novel”; nor to state that homosexuality has historically been taboo in Nepal, as homophobia comes from colonialism; nor to mention that the Taliban were terrorists. Extending the principle of sunny improvement into the present, Wordsearch List [one of her readers] breaks out of their list to make the helpful suggestion that I should remove references to terrorism from across the book, as it “over-sensationalizes such a heavy topic, especially with minors involved.”

Nor should I say that more middle-class than working-class children go to university; nor that Foetal Alcohol Syndrome leaves children unable to progress; nor that a long tight dress restricts movement. All of these things are, for my Readers, “hurtful” notions of mine, not unfortunate facts. Writing, they imply, should represent the world as it ought to be, not as it is.

Clanchy ignored the responses and published the work, which sounds wise. As I read her words, I think of W.E.B. Du Bois and Langston Hughes, both of whom complained about virtue police in the Black community. Here’s Hughes defending Jean Toomer’s masterpiece Cane:

The Negro artist works against an undertow of sharp criticism and misunderstanding from his own group and unintentional bribes from the whites. “Oh, be respectable, write about nice people, show how good we are,” say the Negroes. “Be stereotyped, don’t go too far, don’t shatter our illusions about you, don’t amuse us too seriously. We will pay you,” say the whites. Both would have told Jean Toomer not to write Cane. The colored people did not praise it. The white people did not buy it. Most of the colored people who did read Cane hate it. They are afraid of it. Although the critics gave it good reviews the public remained indifferent. Yet (excepting the work of Du Bois) Cane contains the finest prose written by a Negro in America. And like the singing of Robeson, it is truly racial.

And here’s W.E.B. Du Bois discussing how Black authors are pressured by the Black community to avoid certain inconvenient truths. While the observation comes in an article (“Art Is Propaganda”) that excoriates White authors for engaging in certain racist tropes, Du Bois is so interested in truth that he complains about Black audiences pressuring Black authors. He therefore urges Black authors to stay true to their art:

We [Black readers] are bound by all sorts of customs that have come down as second-hand soul clothes of white patrons. We are ashamed of sex and we lower our eyes when people will talk of it. Our religion holds us in superstition. Our worst side has been so shamelessly emphasized that we are denying we have or ever had a worst side. In all sorts of ways we are hemmed in and our new young artists have got to fight their way to freedom.

A different kind of pressure was applied to Black artists in the late 1960s, including to Robert Hayden, whose “Those Sunday Mornings” I wrote about recently (here).  In an article for The Dispatch, Timothy Sandefur notes that Hayden refused to embrace the Negritude movement, which “supposedly meant emphasizing African traditions, but which in practice meant subordinating artistic concerns to the demands of Marxist revolution.” Sandefur observes that Hayden “had worked too hard perfecting his skill to elevate protest over craftsmanship.”

It’s central to this blog that literature can have a tremendous impact upon readers. Literature, however, operates differently than prose meant to exhort people to action. The latter is necessarily reductive since it must choose one plan amongst multiple possibilities and advocate for it. Literature, on the other hand, is multifaceted. Those politicos who don’t understand this will, upon reading a work, link a theme to something they don’t like, at which point they dismiss the work altogether. Literature that is politically correct propaganda, however, is not literature.

I remember, even as a child, sensing when a work was operating out of an agenda. Such stories often appeared in our school textbooks. In fact, I recall arriving at the conclusion—this as a third grader—that there were two kinds of reading: real reading and the reading one did in school. The latter bored me silly.

Later, when married to Julia, I also remember getting a book from her evangelical brother entitled A Christian Mother Goose, which rewrote the Mother Goose rhymes as Christian parables. I felt ill in the face of what felt like a profanation or a bad joke. Never have I understood Lewis Carroll’s parodies of didactic poetry as well as I did when reading this book. If children at Christian school are being force fed such “literature,” then they risk becoming similarly one-dimensional and will be ill-prepared to negotiate our complex world.

But back to leftwing purists. I imagine, when some of them condemn a novel, they pat themselves on the back for being able to read between the lines and pick up themes. But instead of surveying a forest, all they are seeing is one of the trees. “A little knowledge is a dangerous thing,” Alexander Pope famously wrote, and a little knowledge too often shapes their response.

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Poems for Keeping the Home Fires Burning

Pissarro, The Wood Cutter

Monday

Christmas has come early to the Bates household: we have just purchased a wood splitter, which feels like getting a giant new toy. As I watch the blade cut effortlessly through giant logs, literary references to woodcutting come to mind.

First of all, some background. My mother owns 18 heavily wooded acres surrounding her house by Lake Eva in the Southern Cumberlands. We are surrounded by tall oaks but, because of the shallow soil, the red and black oaks sooner or later hit rock, at which point they begin rotting from within. (The root systems of white oaks are able to work around the rock so they don’t have the same problem.) Then, come winter, the water that has entered the rot freezes, expanding and cracking the foundation. After that, it just takes a strong wind to topple the tree. As a result, just within 50 feet, three red oaks, one hickory and one maple that have all gone down. In addition, a tree service had to take down two trees that threatened to fall on the house.

With all this free wood around, the question has been how to take advantage of it. Finally, I found someone who would cut the trees into chunks, and he in turn persuaded us to buy a log splitter (rather than rent one at $250 a shot). I rev up the machine whenever I want a break from writing.

A Robert Frost poem confirmed me in my decision not to add a chainsaw to the log splitter. You may know “Out, Out,” maybe his most horrifying poem. In it, a boy is sawing logs when the unimaginable happens:

His sister stood beside him in her apron
To tell them ‘Supper.’ At the word, the saw,
As if to prove saws knew what supper meant,
Leaped out at the boy’s hand, or seemed to leap—
He must have given the hand. However it was
Neither refused the meeting. But the hand!
The boy’s first outcry was a rueful laugh,
As he swung toward them holding up the hand
Half in appeal, but half as if to keep
The life from spilling. Then the boy saw all—
Since he was old enough to know, big boy
Doing a man’s work, though a child at heart—
He saw all spoiled. ‘Don’t let him cut my hand off—
The doctor, when he comes. Don’t let him, sister!’
So. But the hand was gone already.


Better to pay a skilled professional, I figured, than take that risk.

Another Frost poem has me wondering, however, if the wood I split and stack—being so plentiful—will end up like the abandoned woodpile, in the poet’s poem by that name. Frost comes across it quite by accident and figures it is at least three years old.

It was a cord of maple, cut and split
And piled—and measured, four by four by eight.
And not another like it could I see
No runner tracks in this year’s snow looped near it.
And it was older sure than this year’s cutting,
Or even last year’s or the year’s before.
The wood was gray and the bark warping off it
And the pile somewhat sunken. Clematis
Had wound strings round and round it like a bundle.
What held it though on one side was a tree
Still growing, and on one a stake and prop,
These latter about to fall. I thought that only
Someone who lived in turning to fresh tasks
Could so forget his handiwork on which
He spent himself, the labor of his ax
And leave it there far from a useful fireplace
To warm the frozen swamp as best it could
With the slow smokeless burning of decay.

So if I turn four fallen oaks into firewood with this wondrous log splitter, that could be enough wood to fuel our woodstove for ten years. But would it stay good for that long? Please write me if you know.

One other literary image comes to mind as I add logs to our fire. I gave Julia a bellows for her birthday and suddenly we feel as though, without it, we’ve been making fires with one hand tied behind our backs. It also makes me think of Flute, who reluctantly plays the female lead in Pyramus and Thisbe in Midsummer Night’s Dream and who is a bellows mender. I’ve never thought of bellows needing mending—much less that there was a special profession dedicated to doing so—but now that we own one, I realize that they can wear out.

Anyway, here’s a fun poem about bellows, by one John Steele, which appeared in The Amethyst Review:

The Bellows

The bellows breath ignites a fire.
Flames purge your nostrils, gut, and brain,
rouse the serpent from its slumber,
coiled up in your sacral cave.

Cross-legged, your head bowed
to face your heart, breathe in
to lift your chest up toward your chin.
Exhale, inhale through your nose,

pump your gut to blast air out—
in-out, in-out, in-out…
Then with a sharp in-breath,
suck your belly in and hold…

Work the bellows till the embers glow.
Breath by breath, surrender to the flow.

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Maybe Death Is as Soft as Feathers

Snowy owl in the hunt

Spiritual Sunday

For my wife’s birthday this past week, my mother gave her a copy of Mary Oliver’s Devotions, a collection of poems compiled by the author that capture her vision of the world as sacred space. Oliver often sees owls as symbols of death, and in “White Owl Flies into and Out of the Field” death is seen as “scalding, aortal light.”

When death strikes, the poet tells us, we should greet it with amazement and “let ourselves be carried,/ as through the translucence of mica,/ to the river.” Drawing on imagery of being cleansed in the River Jordan, Oliver says that, with death, we are “washed and washed/ out of our bones.”

What crossing that river means, Oliver says in another poem (“In Blackwater Woods”), “none of us will ever know.” But as in “Blackwater Woods,” in “White Owl” she hints at salvation.

White Owl Flies into and Out of the Field
By Mary Oliver

Coming down
out of the freezing sky
with its depths of light,
like an angel,
or a buddha with wings,
it was beautiful,
and accurate,
striking the snow and whatever was there
with a force that left the imprint
of the tips of its wings —
five feet apart —and the grabbing
thrust of its feet,
and the indentation of what had been running
through the white valleys
of the snow —

and then it rose, gracefully,
and flew back to the frozen marshes,
to lurk there,
like a little lighthouse,
in the blue shadows —
so I thought:
maybe death
isn’t darkness, after all,
but so much light wrapping itself around us —

as soft as feathers —
that we are instantly weary
of looking, and looking, and shut our eyes,
not without amazement,
and let ourselves be carried,
as through the translucence of mica,
to the river
that is without the least dapple or shadow—
that is nothing but light — scalding, aortal light —
in which we are washed and washed
out of our bones.

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Humpty Dumpty Cited in Trump Case

John Tenniel, illus. from Alice through the Looking Glass

Friday

I’m here to report a literature sighting! A judge has just cited Alice through the Looking Glass and 1984 in his ruling that the Trump family must sit for depositions in a case involving its real estate practices.

Yesterday the Associated Press reported,

Former President Donald Trump, as well as his children Ivanka and Donald Jr., must sit for depositions in the New York attorney general’s civil investigation of their business practices, a New York judge ruled Thursday.

New York Supreme Court Judge Arthur Engoron also rejected an attempt to freeze the work of Attorney General Letitia James, who is investigating whether Trump misled lenders, insurers or others in his family business’ financial statements. On several occasions throughout a two-hour hearing Thursday morning and in his ruling, the judge expressed skepticism toward the Trumps’ arguments that sitting for testimony in the civil investigation would undermine their constitutional rights.

The judge was particularly of skeptical of the looking-glass logic used by the Trump lawyers when it came to the Trumps’ accounting firm. Earlier this week, MazarsUSA declared that the information it has been receiving from the Trump Organization over the past ten years is so unreliable that it can no longer vouch for them. Most people have taken this to mean that the Trumps have been lying to the accounting firm about the value of their real estate assets. The Trump lawyer, however, argued that the Mazars declaration instead exonerates the Trump Organization and means that people should not go rooting around into the Organization’s past practices.

If that makes absolutely no sense to you, then you’ll understand why the judge declared the argument to be “as audacious as it is preposterous.” And why he turned to literature to express his shock and amazement:

“The idea that an accounting firm’s announcement that no one should rely on a decade’s worth of financial statements it issued based on the numbers submitted by an entity somehow exonerates that entity and renders an investigation into its past practices as moot is reminiscent of Lewis Carroll (‘When I use a word, Humpty Dumpty said … it means just what I chose it to mean — neither more nor less’); George Orwell (‘War is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength’): and ‘alternative facts,'” Engoron wrote.

“Alternative facts” was the phrase used by Trump counselor Kellyanne Conway to defend Trump’s (false) assertion that his presidential inauguration attracted more people than Obama’s. I probably don’t need to gloss the passage from 1984, but here’s the passage from Looking Glass. Humpty Dumpty has just used the word “glory” in a way that confuses Alice:

“There’s glory for you!”

“I don’t know what you mean by ‘glory,’” Alice said.

Humpty Dumpty smiled contemptuously. “Of course you don’t—till I tell you. I meant ‘there’s a nice knock-down argument for you!’”

“But ‘glory’ doesn’t mean ‘a nice knock-down argument,’” Alice objected.

“When I use a word,” Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, “it means just what I choose it to mean—neither more nor less.”

“The question is,” said Alice, “whether you can make words mean so many different things.”

“The question is,” said Humpty Dumpty, “which is to be master—that’s all.”

Alice was too much puzzled to say anything, so after a minute Humpty Dumpty began again. “They’ve a temper, some of them—particularly verbs, they’re the proudest—adjectives you can do anything with, but not verbs—however, I can manage the whole lot of them! Impenetrability! That’s what I say!”

“Would you tell me, please,” said Alice “what that means?”

“Now you talk like a reasonable child,” said Humpty Dumpty, looking very much pleased. “I meant by ‘impenetrability’ that we’ve had enough of that subject, and it would be just as well if you’d mention what you mean to do next, as I suppose you don’t mean to stop here all the rest of your life.”

“That’s a great deal to make one word mean,” Alice said in a thoughtful tone.

“When I make a word do a lot of work like that,” said Humpty Dumpty, “I always pay it extra.”

“Oh!” said Alice. She was too much puzzled to make any other remark.

“Ah, you should see “em come round me of a Saturday night,” Humpty Dumpty went on, wagging his head gravely from side to side: “for to get their wages, you know.”

(Alice didn’t venture to ask what he paid them with; and so you see I can’t tell you.)

Trump has not been held legally accountable for his use of words in the past, which I suppose has given him Humpty-Dumpty type mastery over them. One hopes that Trump’s words aren’t waiting for him to pay them, however. After all, he’s notorious for stiffing those who work for him.

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Crusoe and the American Work Ethic

Thursday

I recently received an eye-opening essay from a Pakistani student in my English 101: Composition and Literature class that sent my mind to Daniel Defoe’s Robinson Crusoe. I’ll be taking a somewhat circuitous route to making the literary connection so sit down and prepare to enjoy the ride. I think you’ll find it as enlightening as I did.

Hamza Zia (who is allowing me to use his name and share his essay) is from a small town in Pakistan. He was raised in a small village with a substandard educational system so his ambitious father worked hard to purchase an internet connection. When Hamza found himself learning more from the internet than from school, he dropped out, which at first led to quarrels with his father. But his internet education proved so fruitful that he scored extremely high on the national O level examinations, at which point his father acknowledged that Hamza must know what he was doing and let him continue. His high scores earned Hamza further educational support and ultimately a scholarship to Sewanee.

His essay was about his culture shock upon arriving here. I share a slightly edited excerpt from his essay:

When we reached McClurg [Sewanee’s dining hall] I was surprised to see so much food and realized that I could eat as much as I wanted. It was like a buffet that was available every day. The variety was so much that it reminded me of a big grocery store…We [Hamza and his Vietnamese roommate] were very happy and excited about being university students and how good the university and dining hall were.

While I was eating, however, I looked around and saw that everyone else who was eating was using their phone or laptop. Everyone was talking to each other and the food itself was not important. It appeared to be invisible to everyone….It was like watching someone put petrol in their car.

Hamza reports feeling equally amazed—in fact, shocked—at how much food was thrown away. He notes that, when he was a child playing cricket near the garbage dumps, the kids would interrupt their game when the garbage trucks arrived to unload. The children usually didn’t find much but would “get very happy even about the small stuff.”

To further explain his shock, Hamza contrasted American eating practices with Pakistani:

When I was a kid, I was always taught that food and water are the most important thing in the world, and because they are so important we have to give them respect. If we do not, we will mess up our fortune and not get a lot of food in the future. When my family assembled for a meal, we would put aside distractions and sit on the ground and eat. Eating was like praying. It did not matter if it was my favorite food or food I did not enjoy eating. All food, even food we would put outside for birds, was respected. In Pakistan, if we ever drop food, we pick it up and kiss it and ask for forgiveness.

Hamza further noted that Pakistan differs from America in other ways as well:

In Pakistan we also do things slowly. Everything is relaxed and people do not worry about technical problems. People spend full days with their families and friends. Everyone does their work and then spends time doing whatever they like. I remember when I was growing up, my father and I would go outside two hours before the sunset, lying down on the grass and watching the eagles. We would do this almost every day. I would also go on walks with my uncle for three hours. We would go all over our town and then climb the hills nearby. There was no reason why we would watch eagles or go on long walks other than that we wanted to. Sometimes my father and I would go traveling to other towns on three day trips without any reason as well. We would just walk around, look at stuff, and talk to people. Life in Pakistan is very slow. It is like calm water.

These reminiscences led Hamza to a breakthrough understanding:

 The reason why people don’t respect food over here is because there is another resource that is far more valuable than anything else to Americans. That resource is time. America is a rich country. That they can make tons of food is not be a big deal to them at all. But no matter how rich and advanced America is, it cannot make more time. So what matters the most to everyone is the amount of time they have. Because of this, everyone over here is in a hurry and trying to do as many things as possible in the smallest time possible. That’s why they work during their meals. Watching everyone in America go about their life is to me like watching a movie on 2x speed. If life in Pakistan is like calm water, life in America is like a very fast river with waterfalls.

His realization is helping Hamza “adjust to my new American life”:

 The moral problem that I was facing [over wasted food] was solved because I understood the reasons why things are different over here. Because the economy and societal structure is so different in America, the morality I learned in Pakistan cannot be applied here…. You cannot judge and compare two things which have very different circumstances and say one is good and other is bad. This has also allowed me to keep my mind open and increased my wanting to learn new things. Every time I experience something different, I am excited because I try to understand the reasoning behind it and what made it be the way it is….This is how I have learned to live in American time.

Most of us will recognize what Hamza is talking about. In fact, there are those amongst us who actually boast that they eat their meals at their desks and that they work insane hours. Looking back, Americans can find signs of their current lifestyles in Defoe’s best-known novel. For Robinson Crusoe, working nonstop is a sacred duty. If you are idle, you are sinning against God.

Defoe was raised Puritan and his outlook has been traced to fundamentalist Protestantism in such groundbreaking works as sociologist Max Weber’s The Protestant Ethic and the Spirit of Capitalism (1905) and historian R.H. Tawney’s Religion and the Rise of Capitalism (1922). The argument goes something like this: early Protestants, especially the Calvinists, believed in predestination—which is to say that God, who knows everything, foresees who is going to be saved (the elect) and who is going to be damned. In other words, there is nothing one can do to change one’s fortune.

While we might think that this would give people the freedom to do whatever they want to do—after all, mere human effort makes no difference—the effect was instead the opposite. Because people were so anxious about their fate (hell, after all, was presented to them in the most graphic terms imaginable), they looked closely at their lives for reassuring signs that they were amongst the elect. Even the tiniest details were seized upon as evidence.

In pursuit of this reassurance, Puritans often kept meticulous journals. In his brilliant work The Rise of the Novel (1957), scholar Ian Watt argues that this focus is at the foundation of the English novel, which specialized in realism. In Defoe’s novel, we see Crusoe keeping a journal and noting things that characters in previous centuries would not consider worth mentioning. After all, we don’t know what Hamlet eats or how he dresses or any other of his daily habits. These things are not of interest to Shakespeare or his audience. That’s not the case with Crusoe.

So how is this related to Hamza and American time? After all, if it is decided ahead of time whether one is going to hell or to heaven, why not just lie on the ground and watch eagles soaring? Why not go on three-day trips seeing new sights and making new acquaintances?

People being people, however, the Puritans didn’t just observe. They also tried to ensure that the results of their lives proved they were amongst the elect. In other words, they worked hard to make sure that they got good results, that their journals were able to record successes. This may not make logical sense but it makes psychological sense. If they were making the most of the opportunities God had given them, they figured, then they were headed for the good place.

As a result, one finds in Puritan journals people chastising themselves for having slept for more than six hours and for wasting time. In Defoe’s novel Dickory Cronke, Ian Watt points out, the protagonist says at one point,

When you find yourself sleepy in a morning, rouse yourself, and consider that you are born to business, and that in doing good in your generation, you answer your character and act like a man.

Cronke even believes that to pursue economic utility is to imitate Christ:

Usefulness being the great pleasure, and justly deem’d by all good men the truest and noblest end of life, in which men come nearest to the character of our B. Saviour, who went about doing good.

Crusoe, meanwhile, insists on never being idle. Unlike Hamza and his father, we never see him enjoying a sunset. Instead, we get such passages as this:

Thus, and in this disposition of mind, I began my third year; and though I have not given the reader the trouble of so particular an account of my works this year as the first, yet in general it may be observed that I was very seldom idle, but having regularly divided my time according to the several daily employments that were before me, such as: first, my duty to God, and the reading the Scriptures, which I constantly set apart some time for thrice every day; secondly, the going abroad with my gun for food, which generally took me up three hours in every morning, when it did not rain; thirdly, the ordering, cutting, preserving, and cooking what I had killed or caught for my supply; these took up great part of the day.

When Friday shows up in Crusoe’s life, Watt points out that the mariner doesn’t slow down. Instead, he sees it as an opportunity for accomplishing even more.

Calvinism first arrived in America through the Plymouth Rock Pilgrims, and the Protestant work ethic came to be known as the American work ethic. While it has dropped some of its religious trappings so that even non-religious Americans regard working hard as virtuous behavior, we see some of its religious origins in prosperity theology and in Norman Vincent Peale’s “the power of positive thinking.” In Peale’s church, economic success was a sign of God’s grace while failure was a sign that you were—if not damned—then at least unworthy. If you were poor, it was because you lacked faith and weren’t positive enough. In other words, being poor if your own fault, which is where some Americans oppose social safety net programs. Peale’s church, incidentally, was the one that the Trump family attended in the 1950s.

So to sum up: the “American time” that Hamza is witnessing has historical and religious origins. Defoe helped spread the vision in Robinson Crusoe, which for two hundred years was the most popular novel in Europe and America. Since then, the outlook has become so entrenched that Americans don’t even notice it anymore. It takes a student from a very different culture to make us aware of it.

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Comic Literary Twitter (Continued)

Wednesday

As I’m currently knee-deep in book revisions, I turn over today’s blog post to my Victorianist son Tobias Wilson-Bates, who teaches English at Georgia Gwinnett College. I’m transcribing rather than photographing Toby’s tweets because, despite reader Dana Cole’s instructions, I haven’t yet mastered the process. If you want the full effect, complete with gifs and emojis, check it out for yourself at https://twitter.com/PhDhurtBrain. But here are the literary ones (and a few teaching ones) that had me laughing over the past week or two.

For instance, there’s this one featuring a Gogol short story for a punchline:

French Literature: your nose is a sexual pun
English Literature: your missing nose signals sexual disease
Russian Literature: your nose is impersonating an officer and womanizing around town. The police catch it fleeing the city, and may soon ruin your plans for marriage.

Toby loves imagined dialogues, often involving an author or a character:

Editor: hey, wow, really interesting rough draft of Notes from the Underground
Dostoevsky: “rough” draft?

Here’s one about the prolific Victorian author Anthony Trollope:

Me: let’s just keep this between us; it’s kind of embarrassing
Anthony Trollope: *writes an entire novel about the awkward social faux pas I just made
“Suuuuure”??

Toby followed this up with the observation,

Being friends with some writers must’ve been the absolute WORST

Toby is an Elizabeth Gaskell fan:

I like to imagine that if Gaskell had actually finished Wives & Daughters, it would have ended with Molly Gibson turning towards the camera and shouting, “MARRIAGE IS A BRUTISH FORM OF EXCLUSIVE PRIVATE PROPERTY THAT TURNS WOMEN INTO OBJECTS!”

And a special one for Valentine’s Day:

Me: hey, can you help me out with a love sonnet for Valentine’s?
Shakespeare: sure, this one is about how my poem turns my love into an object
Me: hmm
Shakespeare: this one is about how all love is a lie that lovers tell one another
Me: so, uh, maybe next year, but thnks

With the follow-up comment:

It really is one of the best jokes that Shakespeare’s sonnets get referenced on Love when they’re all deeply suspicious/skeptical or evenly openly cynical on the topic. Like, “I love you so much that this long list of insults about your looks doesn’t even get in the way.”

I had to look up MILF for the following tweet. It means “Mom I’d like to F***”

Tiresias: now, ah-hem, have you heard of the concept of the “MILF”?
Oedipus: ick, disgusting, why do you ask?
Tiresias: no, umm, no reason at all, goodness look at the time

And another on Oedipus:

Oedipus: woah, that’s a crazy story, babe! I can’t believe your ex left your baby to die of exposure on Cithaeron. Same thing totally happened to me!
Jocinda: ?

One of my favorites involves a member of the Frankfurt School:

Me: I just feel such malaise
Therapist: modernity
Me: existential dread
Therapist: modernity
Me: everything feels like a copy
Therapist: mod-
Me: wait a second! You’re not my therapist, you’re Walter Benjamin!
Walter Benjamin: SMOKE BOMB!

This one is accompanied by a great gif of two adolescent girls but it’s good even without it. Tobias’s favorite Bronte, it must be said, is Anne, partly because she’s not obsessed with the supernatural. Here he imagines them all discovering what it’s like to be dead:

Ghost Charlotte Brontë: this is AMAZING!
Ghost Emily: Right?! OMG lol
Ghost Anne: whatever, you two.
Charlotte & Emily: SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT
Anne: *sigh, this is soooo Gothic

Ghosts (as you will see) are a regular theme in Toby’s tweets. Here’s a dead Charlotte communicating with her biographer:

*Elizabeth Gaskell, sitting down to write the biography of Charlotte Brontë
Gaskell: The Leeds and Skipton railway runs along a deep valley of the Aire; a slow and sluggish stream, compared to-
Ghost of Charlotte Brontë: GUESS WHO WAS RIGHT ABOUT GHOSTS EXISTING?!
Gaskell: ??‍♀️ [palm face plant]

And:

Gaskell: so the child dies-
Brontë: AND COMES BACK AS A GHOST!
Gaskell: no. just typhus, then his mother becomes ill and-
Brontë: COME ON DOWN TO GHOST TOWN!
Gaskell: No! It was her opioid addiction! But there is one ghost.
Brontë: !!!
Gaskell: the Holy Spirit.
Brontë: …

Toby has a follow-up to this one:

I’m trying to manifest the Gaskell-Brontë buddy period drama we all deserve. I really want it to be like X-Files with Brontë being the Mulder character always seeing Gothic shit happen, while Gaskell is reading like Workers’ Rights pamphlets.

Dickens gets regular shoutouts on Toby’s timeline:

Editor: So, I started proofing your manuscript, and I just don’t think it can be the “best” and “worst” of times simultaneously, right? If there’s some “best” in the times, it’s probably moving more towards middling
Charles Dickens: *quietly covering up the rest of the paragraph

Another tweeter, one Doug Hering, got two Toby responses after posting this Samuel Beckett episode:

In 1938 Samuel Beckett was stabbed on the street by a pimp and would have died if not for his thick overcoat. Later he found himself sat next to his assailant at court and asked why he did it. The pimp shrugged, which Beckett found hilarious. This is the Beckettest anecdote ever

Toby responded:

Beckett was quietly the best comedian of the 20th century.

Like, he spent his whole career writing one joke (meaninglessness) and then was delighted that he got to live his joke.

And then there’s this reference to Shelley’s famous elegy of Keats:

Shelley: what do you think?
Ghost of Keats: well…
Shelley: please, don’t be afraid to be honest
Ghost: it’s just, you know
Shelley: it’s the name, isn’t it.
Ghost: ya, I get it, I do, it’s very nice and all, but my name is not “Adonais”

This one isn’t funny but, for those of you who know George Eliot’s novel, it’s right on target:

Daniel Deronda is the cruelest book I’ve ever read. Just 784 pages of dramatizing what happens to a woman who tries “to get everything she wants and nothing she doesn’t”

And here’s one about NFTs (non fungible tokens), which I was born too early to understand. Author, painter, furniture maker and wallpaper designer William Morris, however, would have been appalled:

*William Morris dream travels to 2022
Morris: and is there a vibrant market for artisans now?!
Me: well, you can purchase a digital receipt of monkey drawings
Morris:…
Me: it also destroys the environment

And a follow-up:

I can imagine no specific thing that William Morris would’ve loathed more than NFT’s. Almost an entirely perfect anti-Morris concept.

Here’s one on Ursula LeGuin’s best-known short story:

The high point of Western Civilization was Ursula LeGuin’s tangent on orgies in Omelas.

Here’s the LeGuin passage Toby has in mind:

I fear that Omelas so far strikes some of you as goody-goody. Smiles, bells, parades, horses, bleh. If so, please add an orgy. If an orgy would help, don’t hesitate. Let us not, however, have temples from which issue beautiful nude priests and priestesses already half in ecstasy and ready to copulate with any man or woman, lover or stranger, who desires union with the deep godhead of the blood, although that was my first idea. But really it would be better not to have any temples in Omelas–at least, not manned temples. Religion yes, clergy no. Surely the beautiful nudes can just wander about, offering themselves like divine souffles to the hunger of the needy and the rapture of the flesh. Let them join the processions. Let tambourines be struck above the copulations, and the gory of desire be proclaimed upon the gongs, and (a not unimportant point) let the offspring of these delightful rituals be beloved and looked after by all. One thing I know there is none of in Omelas is guilt.

Here’s one that is more thoughtful than comic:

It remains funny/not funny that the resolution of Pride & Prejudice involves “saving” someone by forcing them into an ill-conceived and loveless marriage because the alternative is worse.

And here’s one for English teachers:

I like to imagine the classroom is like a heist film. My students are a ragtag band of misfits, and I’m some ancient loon who nonetheless knows the plans to cracking the vault with the McGanty fortune.

“Ye’ll never crack that ther bibliography with Chicago! Yer gonna need MLA for this job!”

Can you identify the following fairy tales?

School board: whew, I think we’ve censored everythi–
Here’s a story about a wolf eating a child.
SB: well-
In this story two children cook an old woman
SB: now that’s-
A man’s eyes gouged out
SB: these things-
Just a deluge of women being kissed without consent
SB:…

Toby has a novel allegorical reading of Hans Christian Andersen’s “The Emperor’s New Clothes”:

The Emperor’s New Clothes is the most revolutionary children’s tale. An incredibly persuasive theory of power, the intentional stupidity it demands of inner cabals, and just how fast it can dissipate in the face of even the simplest communal awareness.

And some good comments on Aesop’s “The Boy Who Cried Wolf”:

On the one hand, the boy acted irresponsibly, but, on the other hand, after the first event the town should really have implemented a better early warning wolf detection system.

Your Apex Predator Child-o-Matic Sensor System has provided two data points, both false positives, the one thing you can be sure of now is that any data from the system will miss an actual confirmation.

I conclude with a final ghost tweet:

*New version of Hamlet told from the perspective of Yorick’s ghost*
Ghost: I mean honestly the whole family kind of sucks. Just look at this guy moping about the graveyar– hey, wait, that’s my–what the?! Motherf$*^%er!

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