Thursday
I invoke a father’s privilege today to tout the Substack blog authored by Tobias Wilson-Bates, my English professor son, who has begun posting short reflections on literary passages that tickle his fancy. As he states in his introductory post,
Not sure if anyone will read this, but I want to be in the practice of reading poetry each day and finding a few lines to chew on. Would be delighted if others wanted to read a few words as well.
Toby has dazzled me for years with his penetrating literary observations. I still remember a response he had to Beowulf when he was in high school. He had asked me to give him something I assigned to my students, so I presented him with the Anglo-Saxon epic and then gaped in astonishment as he mapped out the power dynamics between the brash young Geat warrior and the revered Danish king Hrothgar. Toby rightly grasped that it’s somewhat humiliating for the king to have Beowulf bail him out, which is why Hrothgar attempts to restore the balance by pointing out that Beowulf is repaying a debt incurred by his father.
I shouldn’t have been surprised, however, since Toby has always been psychologically acute. I recall once when my oldest son Justin was complaining about being bullied on the school bus, to which seven-year-old Toby commented, “Maybe he’s insecure.” Justin blinked, looked up in surprise, and said, “You’re right!”
This acuity makes Toby an amazing father since he’s able to grasp the different makeup of each of his four children and to respond appropriately. Combine this with his ready wit, which for years the Twitter and then the Bluesky communities have enjoyed (see below), and one can understand why he is a popular teacher.
He is on sabbatical this semester at Georgia Gwinnett College, finishing up a book on Victorian time machine literature. The project has him writing about (hang on for this) changing notions of time; a history of clocks; the relationship between universal time (necessitated by train schedules) and universal education; the origins of calculus (Toby, tongue in cheek but also seriously, insists one can’t really understand calculus unless one has read Paradise Lost); Victorian ghost stories (Toby notes that Scrooge’s time travel ghosts show up as though they are carrying pocket watches); Sir Walter Scott’s historical romances (which Toby regards as time machines); battles over the international date line; and I don’t know what else.
But I wrote today’s post to alert you to his Substack blog, so here are a few samples to whet your appetite. About an Elizabeth Barrett Browning love poem (which at first glance appears sappy sentimental), he grapples with what young people refer to a “cringe,” which is “something that is embarrassing, awkward, or uncool, often causing discomfort or secondhand embarrassment” (Merriam-Webster). Toby says that Barrett Browning reminds us that “cringe” can actually be good. “Too many layers of irony, satire, or layers of self-protection,” he says, “are often the very dynamic that love poems seek to address.”
About John Milton’s Lycidas, written to mourn a friend who has drowned, Toby writes
I am particularly struck by the phrasing of “pastures new” (Milton’s classic Yoda-speak inversion) that carries the double meaning of both moving to pastures that are different than today’s for the sheep, but also that even if he returned to these same pastures they would be changed, and that is very much the feeling of the day after losing a loved one.
My favorite post so far has been his reflection on Christina Rossetti’s Goblin Market, a poem I remember reading to him when he was in grade school. (Toby says it’s his favorite 19th century poem and in contention for his favorite poem period.) I love the way that he compares Rossetti’s sensuous inventory of fruits to a similar inventory in Charles Dickens’s Christmas Carol. Here’s the passage he selects from Rossetti:
Morning and evening
Maids heard the goblins cry:
“Come buy our orchard fruits,
Come buy, come buy:
Apples and quinces,
Lemons and oranges,
Plump unpeck’d cherries,
Melons and raspberries,
Bloom-down-cheek’d peaches,
Swart-headed mulberries,
Wild free-born cranberries,
Crab-apples, dewberries,
Pine-apples, blackberries,
Apricots, strawberries;—
All ripe together
In summer weather,—
Morns that pass by,
Fair eves that fly;
Come buy, come buy:
Our grapes fresh from the vine,
Pomegranates full and fine,
Dates and sharp bullaces,
Rare pears and greengages,
Damsons and bilberries,
Taste them and try:
Currants and gooseberries,
Bright-fire-like barberries,
Figs to fill your mouth,
Citrons from the South,
Sweet to tongue and sound to eye;
Come buy, come buy.”
Toby says that the passage brings to mind the Ghost of Christmas Present, whose “warm flowing abundance” contrasts with Scrooge’s “pinching coldness”:
Heaped up on the floor, to form a kind of throne, were turkeys, geese, game, poultry, brawn, great joints of meat, sucking-pigs, long wreaths of sausages, mince-pies, plum-puddings, barrels of oysters, red-hot chestnuts, cherry-cheeked apples, juicy oranges, luscious pears, immense twelfth-cakes, and seething bowls of punch, that made the chamber dim with their delicious steam. In easy state upon this couch, there sat a jolly Giant, glorious to see; who bore a glowing torch, in shape not unlike Plenty’s horn, and held it up, high up, to shed its light on Scrooge, as he came peeping round the door.
Toby observes,
Rossetti, like Dickens here, seems to take such pleasure in the sensational immersion in desire and the ecstasy of visual consumption. And, also like Dickens, foregrounds that pleasure with ghastly circumstances (ghosts and goblins). The result, to me, is like when two unexpected flavors mix to produce something entirely unique or when two voices sing together in a way you have never heard before.
Toby then takes Victorian John Ruskin’s critique of the poem as an occasion to critique artificial intelligence. Ruskin considered the poem unpublishable for being “so full of quaintnesses and offenses” and wrote to Rossetti’s brother Daniel Gabriel that his sister “should exercise herself in the severest commonplace of meter until she can write as the public like.” To which Toby responds,
I think about these kinds of exchanges a lot these days as we are bombarded with machine-generated prose and content that emerges as aggregate syntheses of what has already been processed by ever-expanding data centers. If we write and read and watch only ever as optimized versions of what “the public like,” then do we eliminate the possibility of being spooked and dazzled by a luscious list of food we didn’t even know we could possibly experience?
Needless to say, I recommend that you visit the website and subscribe. (It’s free.) The link again is https://substack.com/@tobiaswilsonbates.
Past Posts on Toby’s Comic Literary Tweets
A Comic Tweeter in Love with Lit (Jan. 13, 2022)
Comic Literary Twitter (continued) (Feb. 15, 2022)
Literary Tweeting (May 19, 2022)
Comic Twitter from a Master (Sept. 1, 2022)
Final Toby Literary Tweets (Sept. 24, 2023)










